Anytime is a great time to involve yourself in some naughty act to jazz up your love life. Show your naughty side to your partner and spend some sexy time that makes your relationship stronger. To assist you, we have hand-picked some of the best naughty whatsapp statuses and quotes. These naughty quotes can really help you to make your love life more exciting and romantic. So what are you waiting for? Keep reading this wonderful list of naughty whatsapp statuses and quotes.
-- My face is milky, hair is silky - hence provision for u - dur raho mujh se - ishk ka risk hai boss !
-- Time is very costly never waste it on Girlfriend or boyfriends.
-- Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.
-- I wonder how my fingers are gonna look on those nice abs?
-- Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.
-- Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.
-- A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.
-- My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too
-- I am planning for an organ donation; my liver to an alcoholic, because I know for sure it will be an exact match.
-- I agree with my husband only when he is not around.
-- That high profiled Hotel charged me for everything…except for bad service.
-- I understand your ex was an asshole, but I can’t guaranty another one will not be trapped again…
-- This is for people who write ‘U’ for you, ‘Y’ for why, etc…what ALL you do in your saved time?!
-- Statistics says 9 out of 10 people SUFFERS from diarrhea at least once in their lifetime…does it mean that left one ENJOYS it?
-- Welcome to the WTF generation……..Whatsapp, Twitter, Facebook.
-- He said-I am married.I said-I am not.He said-That's why you are precious to me.
-- Have two movie tickets - one for me,another for my brother in law.
-- I sincerely and expressively regret my mistakes.........as much as the victim of my mistakes do... ;-)
-- If possible, call me after 11pm - today and anyday - mom,dad ke shone ke baad!
-- My face is milky, hair is silky - hence provision for u - dur raho mujh se - ishk ka risk hai boss !
-- Time is very costly never waste it on Girlfriend or boyfriends.
-- Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.
-- I wonder how my fingers are gonna look on those nice abs?
-- Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.
-- Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.
-- A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.
-- My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too
-- I am planning for an organ donation; my liver to an alcoholic, because I know for sure it will be an exact match.
-- I agree with my husband only when he is not around.
-- That high profiled Hotel charged me for everything…except for bad service.
-- I understand your ex was an asshole, but I can’t guaranty another one will not be trapped again…
-- This is for people who write ‘U’ for you, ‘Y’ for why, etc…what ALL you do in your saved time?!
-- Statistics says 9 out of 10 people SUFFERS from diarrhea at least once in their lifetime…does it mean that left one ENJOYS it?
-- Welcome to the WTF generation……..Whatsapp, Twitter, Facebook.
-- He said-I am married.I said-I am not.He said-That's why you are precious to me.
-- Have two movie tickets - one for me,another for my brother in law.
-- I sincerely and expressively regret my mistakes.........as much as the victim of my mistakes do... ;-)
-- If possible, call me after 11pm - today and anyday - mom,dad ke shone ke baad!
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