Dirty is fun! Dirty is daring, strong, confident, and well, hell lot of fun! What dirty is not is vulgar! Here at Whatsstatus.com, we celebrate the crazy and the dirty! Read through our fantastic collection of dirty and exciting whatsapp statuses. Share, like or comment the ones that stand out! Also, you are more than welcome update your whatsapp status with any of these dirty and interesting quotes! Besides, if reading these statuses have got your funny bone tickling, go ahead and upload your very own dirty whatsapp statuses here.
-- Don't underestimate yourself, you are the winner before your birth, You are the fastest sperm.
-- Love to have fun with you, because of your hardware
-- Bhul jao duniya ko ho jao mujh pe magan, bujhao sanson se apne mere tan ke agaan!
-- My teacher taught me pussy and cock is just the domestic animals. But P**hub says its herds and his's
-- Duniya me sab ka koi naam hai, fir bhi aap bhid me oye chutiye bologe to 100 me se 90 palat kar jarur dekhege.
-- When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!
-- If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.
-- My baby.....I just like to suck your lips.
-- Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome
-- Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.
-- Question: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Answer: It’s in the taste.
-- Question: Any idea, why Eve ate the forbidden ‘apple’? Answer: It surely tasted better than Adam’s ‘banana’.
-- Foreplay = An hour of begging for playing dirty games.
-- Question: What is long and hard and have cum in it? Answer: Cucumber.
-- I choose my lipsticks by flavor not by colors because flavor is only for you.
-- I am gonna flirt with you to sex!
-- Don't underestimate yourself, you are the winner before your birth, You are the fastest sperm.
-- Love to have fun with you, because of your hardware
-- Bhul jao duniya ko ho jao mujh pe magan, bujhao sanson se apne mere tan ke agaan!
-- My teacher taught me pussy and cock is just the domestic animals. But P**hub says its herds and his's
-- Duniya me sab ka koi naam hai, fir bhi aap bhid me oye chutiye bologe to 100 me se 90 palat kar jarur dekhege.
-- When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!
-- If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.
-- My baby.....I just like to suck your lips.
-- Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome
-- Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.
-- Question: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Answer: It’s in the taste.
-- Question: Any idea, why Eve ate the forbidden ‘apple’? Answer: It surely tasted better than Adam’s ‘banana’.
-- Foreplay = An hour of begging for playing dirty games.
-- Question: What is long and hard and have cum in it? Answer: Cucumber.
-- I choose my lipsticks by flavor not by colors because flavor is only for you.
-- I am gonna flirt with you to sex!
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