Amazing Status For Whatsapp

We have a collection of funny amazing status whatsapp. Put these amazing lines in your status when you feel funny or when you want others to smile in your status message. These are very beautifully compiled for the people who values smile as an important part of life. There are 50 amazing status whatsapp given for you:

1. The people who hide their age should be an expert beautician.
2. Don’t wake up early in the morning; you can save your breakfast.
3. When I am happy I sing; and my voice destroys all my happiness.
4. All the fights at my place start with remote.
5. My web name is nobody, so there is no danger in liking stupid post :P
6. I wonder God’s beautiful creation, I am one of them :P
7. Sent my status to the service centre.
8. Out of words…will be back in one day.
9. I don’t lie, I just sometimes make a fictional talks.
10. My status is always awesome.
11. See my attitude in my dp.
12. Make environment friendly Valentine’s day…gift diamond only no rose :P
13. I don’t need advice, you can use mine too.
14. I am short of words, I cannot update my status …so please don’t check.
15. I am very smart… so you are my friend.
16. I like all the festivals in the temple because there I get free food.
17. Laziness and in activity kills many people as smoking does.
18. My phone my life, don’t get energy when it is out of order.
19. Don’t smile. I get scared.
20. Spare me. I have my family.
21. Women are unpredictable than life.
22. The spelling of abbreviation should not be so long.
23.  Want lame excuses …come to me.
24. My dad is on whatsapp, so no status L.
25. Want to live more, laugh more.
26. Too much of playing will make you a play boy.
27. Handle your partner with care; it’s very fragile.
28. I don’t let my siblings eat cold food …so I eat all.
29. Don’t make agreement, make understanding.
30. No day is dry day…I have reason to drink every day.
31. Walking is a good thing, walk away from arguments.
32. Life is amazing when there is no formality.
33. Don’t pull the legs too much that it breaks.
34. I am not a good reader, but I read whatsapp status.
35. I never lie; it makes more interesting to people.
36. I don’t understand when a woman tells its five minutes, why it takes so long to over.
37. If you are laughing alone reading my status, people will think you are an idiot.
38. My idiot box is my only companion now.
39. Nothing is hilarious, unless you think it.
40. A good comedian can make you smile in smallest of the thing.
41. Exam knocking at the door, so I am logging out.
42. Nothing doing is my full time hobby.
43. Feeling gloomy?... check my profile J
44. Love is a dangerous emotion, it makes you smile & cry together.
45. I don’t like people of curly hair. ..It reminds me of Maggie.
46. What is the use of smile when it does not cost anything :P
47. I am born to have fun only.
48. Nothing in my status, its empty
49. I like to have food with the strangers, coz there is no limitation :P
50. Ugly & unique begin with u... I am confused what are you?

These amazing status whatsapp will help you to update your status in a funny and different way. Life is small so smile and let smile. And a whatsapp status is the best way to make other smile. Check other categories also to display your feeling.