Naughty WhatsApp Status

Anytime is a great time to involve yourself in some naughty act to jazz up your love life. Show your naughty side to your partner and spend some sexy time that makes your relationship stronger. To assist you, we have hand-picked some of the best naughty whatsapp statuses and quotes. These naughty quotes can really help you to make your love life more exciting and romantic. So what are you waiting for? Keep reading this wonderful list of naughty whatsapp statuses and quotes.

-- My face is milky, hair is silky - hence provision for u - dur raho mujh se - ishk ka risk hai boss !

-- Time is very costly never waste it on Girlfriend or boyfriends.

-- Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.

-- I wonder how my fingers are gonna look on those nice abs?

-- Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.

-- Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.

-- A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.

-- My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too

-- I am planning for an organ donation; my liver to an alcoholic, because I know for sure it will be an exact match.

-- I agree with my husband only when he is not around.

-- That high profiled Hotel charged me for everything…except for bad service.

-- I understand your ex was an asshole, but I can’t guaranty another one will not be trapped again…

-- This is for people who write ‘U’ for you, ‘Y’ for why, etc…what ALL you do in your saved time?!

-- Statistics says 9 out of 10 people SUFFERS from diarrhea at least once in their lifetime…does it mean that left one ENJOYS it?

-- Welcome to the WTF generation……..Whatsapp, Twitter, Facebook.

-- He said-I am married.I said-I am not.He said-That's why you are precious to me.

-- Have two movie tickets - one for me,another for my brother in law.

-- I sincerely and expressively regret my mistakes.........as much as the victim of my mistakes do... ;-)

-- If possible, call me after 11pm - today and anyday - mom,dad ke shone ke baad!

Sorry WhatsApp Status

We all make mistakes in life, be it a small or a huge one. And if it is done unintentionally, then you might feel guilt. To deal with that regret, we have put in the picture some cute ways to say sorry. These sorry statuses and quotes can be ideally used on your whatsapp profile. Whether it is your girlfriend, colleague or any other important person you adore, our sorry whatsapp statuses will help you to convey how unhappy you are for that slip. So if you are on the lookout for forgiveness, pick any one of these whatsapp statuses and quotes to say sorry.

-- I'm sorry for myself because i trusted more them myself.

-- I know i cannot make your believe like earlier and my words cannot heal your broken heart. but sorry whatever i did.

-- Your sorry doesn't give me what i have

-- I did only to make you laugh, it was not my intention to hurt you, so SORRY!

-- When you gotta friends like.. who are ready to take bullets for you but you deny giving them a bite from your burger,i am sorry for that!

-- Even if you forgive me, I won't be able to forgive myself; but if you forgive me, I will feel less burdened. I am sorry.

-- My heart is apologizing, my eyes are crying for you.....just listen words of my heart........SORRY.......

-- I know saying sorry is not enough but....plz understand my sorry means I'm really sorry..........

-- Sorry and sorry.............all was my fault......never do again................

-- I never meant to hurt you with my words.... sorry dear plz chear up.

-- D word SORRY is just 5 letters dat's often misused when one says it casually but if it's felt from the heart, d word is the most meaningful

-- I am extremely sorry for being late in the way of the dark shade.

-- Soory for delay darling!

-- Sorry lovers, I am going to get marry now!

-- I might not seem sorry. But I'm sorry. You might not feel it. But your heart does.

-- I realised how important it was to me when I lost it. The sad part is that it can’t be fixed anymore. I’m sorry.

-- Just saying the word - Sorry - it means a lot.

-- When pain strikes the heart, feelings fade away, no matter how great it was. So never assume saying sorry will make one come back to you.

-- Only be sorry for those who deserve.

-- Doing everything wrong and then saying sorry doesn't solve the issue. You have to prove it to mean it.

-- Give this man a second chance, and I will not let there be a need for apologising again.

-- I wish I was more patient and had more faith in you. Slowly, but surely we would have mended.

-- Sorry is for the realizers not repeaters.

-- It breaks my heart when I hurt people unintentionally, because even if I want to, I can’t make it right or take it back.

-- I am sorry for the way I was, I deeply regret it. I had you in my life, your value i underestimated.

-- Always be a person in apologizing truly from d heart n den say sorry 2 other people 4 all ur mistakes.

-- If saying sorry would undo my mistake, I’d apologise all day.

-- I could expect you to say sorry, but I KNOW you are not going to change.

-- I am sorry - Is it a patch up or break up?

-- Back ur sorry with actions to define it. Be genuinely SORRY!

-- I do feel disappointed for being rude 2 u in this manner. I request u 2 forgive me for my unkind behaviour towards u.

Motivational WhatsApp Status

Achieving any goals in life is not always easy. Ample of hurdles bound to get in your way. Only motivation and enthusiasm will help you to keep going in your life. Therefore, we present you a vast collection of motivational whatsapp statuses and quotes. Update your whatsapp profile with these quotes and get inspiration to do well in your life. These statuses will encourage you to follow your dreams and achieve your goals. Besides if you have anything that you can add to our motivational list, please submit here.

-- Be independent - but not an imperious one !

-- Infuse some amusements into ur life ! Dig up all d worries !

-- Be tactful. Don't use ur muscle power every where - after all u r a human being ! Not a monster. No?

-- Don't run for applause, do ur duty only.

-- It is absolutely normal to make mistakes. But it is not good to repeat it, once more and continue to do so.

-- Be merciless to ur negative thoughts - as much as possible !

-- God has made and decorated an abode for us. We the inmates should take care of it's maintenance therefor !

-- Yeh one day the things going to b change in success ....if u have focus,patience ,and hope.

-- The reader is more wiser unlike a fool who is never interested in learning at all.

-- Time is not to be taken for granted. If you truly value it, you need to take advantage for it in a useful way.

-- If you believe in you, you can achieve something good in life.

-- Don't do anything which is condemnable for ur dignity and self honor !

-- Yoga works on ur physical and non-physical body - enroll it in ur daily duty !

-- A conjure to you - serve the needy people of the society also - they are the visual shape of the Grandest in visual!

-- If you feel ignore by people, don't take it seriously because you are important for yourself.

-- Proficiency is the refuge of success !

-- U have fire and fury in u, fire a cannon now - take a perseverance to become a torch bearer for all !

-- We have to decide what we want to be, neither our family nor our society.

-- No work is small at all. Be it, for less or much high amount of money.

-- Dig ur memory land and evict the traumas, throw them away and rejoice to the fullest extent.

Spiritual WhatsApp Status

Good spiritual thoughts can give you hope, stability and positive attitude. A wise man once said that you must read one spiritual quote early in the morning to make your more meaningful. While plenty of folks consider themselves committed to their God, there are some of us who are hunting for spiritual thoughts online. Considering that thought, we have hand-picked some of the best spiritual quotes for whatsapp to make your life a successful life. All our statuses will help you to achieve positive thinking and spiritual growth.

-- Yes, I am urged by my aspiration only.But my maker,please don't enraged with me. Make me purged and forge my life and luck again! - Please!

--  God is incarnating something for me ! Oh no! It's the magnified version of my deed merely!

-- Something is cooking between my birth chart and my recent good deeds now - I have to wait to test that for a little while more !

-- I am not begging something from u d maker of mine!I am mumbling ur name in a humble way!

-- U r only a playing tool of the Biggest kid !- U have to perceive this naked truth firmly!

-- Blind faith is good if u bestow it on the maker of all - exclusively.

-- Kindness is not only word it is the best way to have peace in mind.

-- As per my discretion - nature is the physical body of God!

-- I just pray to u God - please don't make me a prey of any kind of negativeness !

-- I am not a corny something - I am a living writ - compiled by the greatest curator - Almighty !

-- Never give up your dreams in life. It shall definitely come true, if God wills so.

-- The great illusionist had tied us and kept in a locus of illusion.Let us pray to him for the salvation in this Navaratri.

--  I don't care what people do with me or how difficult my situation is......I know my God is always with me.

Dirty WhatsApp Status

Dirty is fun! Dirty is daring, strong, confident, and well, hell lot of fun! What dirty is not is vulgar! Here at Whatsstatus.com, we celebrate the crazy and the dirty! Read through our fantastic collection of dirty and exciting whatsapp statuses. Share, like or comment the ones that stand out! Also, you are more than welcome update your whatsapp status with any of these dirty and interesting quotes! Besides, if reading these statuses have got your funny bone tickling, go ahead and upload your very own dirty whatsapp statuses here.

-- Don't underestimate yourself, you are the winner before your birth, You are the fastest sperm.

-- Love to have fun with you, because of your hardware

-- Bhul jao duniya ko ho jao mujh pe magan, bujhao sanson se apne mere tan ke agaan!

-- My teacher taught me pussy and cock is just the domestic animals. But P**hub says its herds and his's

-- Duniya me sab ka koi naam hai, fir bhi aap bhid me oye chutiye bologe to 100 me se 90 palat kar jarur dekhege.

-- When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!

-- If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.

-- My baby.....I just like to suck your lips.

-- Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome

-- Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.

-- Question: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Answer: It’s in the taste.

-- Question: Any idea, why Eve ate the forbidden ‘apple’? Answer: It surely tasted better than Adam’s ‘banana’.

-- Foreplay = An hour of begging for playing dirty games.

-- Question: What is long and hard and have cum in it? Answer: Cucumber.

-- I choose my lipsticks by flavor not by colors because flavor is only for you.

-- I am gonna flirt with you to sex!

Love WhatsApp Status

8 letters, 3 words and 1 meaning. What is it? Of course you know this means I Love You. But the people who are in love understand that how difficult it is to put this feeling into words. To ease this difficult experience, we offer you some of the awesome love statuses & quotes that you can use on whatsapp profile. These love statuses help you express your feelings and make someone else feel great. Though these quotes are not written by famous writers or poets, still we believe you will love reading them aloud.

"My life is not an original story but I think it is worth sharing with you"

"Pata h mujhe teri haar ada....in adao me teri bin kahe haar baat jhalkti h.."

"Love is strength not weakness"

"I trust you in the sense of real love in a good way."

"U walked into my life when everyone else walked out…thank you!"

"My heart is not going to fail in the times of true love and go astray for you."

"There is a love story written in the heart of loving people. It just can't end for them for sure."

"The love of pets is not very small in itself."

"True love is not merely based on outer looks, but for the inner beauty in the heart of each other."

"To win your heart, I need an art. So please save your heart and wait for me to learn the art and win your heart."

"Take my heart, Take me away, Let the worries of life leave us, Let enjoy meaning of ‘We’, Lets enjoy wonders of Love."

"Love me with intention of marrying me, only then let your parents see me as their daughter, else you will end up hurting your parents too."

"Everyone has its own story of pain, anger, struggle, love, care, passion and anything you may be never face. Don’t compare."

"I am not flawless and I know it, I am not extraordinary and I know it, but you treat me like I am flawless extraordinary gorgeous beauty."

"There is no limit in love for the true lovers in their heart."

"What is the meaning of true love??? It can just be felt in the heart and cannot be explained."

Attitude WhatsApp Status

Enough! There is no such thing as an attitude problem, right? Some people have the attitude while others have a problem! And that doesn’t make any difference in the lives of people with attitude! If you are smiling right now, we know you are the right kind of reader who is going to love our collection of whatsapp statuses filled with attitude, poise, confidence, spunk and chutzpah! You have just got to be yourself and the world shall adjust, correct? Hence, we bring you a collection of amazing attitude whatsapp statuses and messages. Pick one that best matches your style. In fact, pick many over the period of time and keep your whatsapp status updated with cool, catchy, funky and unabashed attitude quotes.

"A Tree Sways during a storm but returns back to its position once it blows over. Be Flexible yet Firm. Be Loving Yet Strong"

"Unconditional forgiveness is the attribute of God not mine. So beware of me - my hatred rather!"

"Do not be open to selfishness. Reach out to be rising in selflessness."

"I really wish for peace in my mind. It is the good option for stress. So, I want to have it for my entire life."

"Milna humse tumhara nasib h, hum yuhi kisi ko nhi mila karte."

"I want nothing from you God, just give me the permission to serve you consistently with all the skills, you have given me!"

"Raise your head always not the heels of your shoes - it yields a lot of pain in your body."

"God, please let me live my desired life,else I will never stop annoying you!"

"I have a typecast in my mind for my friends-they should be Patriotic!"

"Your attitude is your success factor"

"I have no attitude, but weak persons who cannot face me.... says I have an attitude."

"Attitude is an art which is known by few people.....how and where to use."

"Don't judge me on behalf of how I behave with them... Treat me good, I will treat you best."

"Yes,I am a celebrity, coz I surrounded by jealous, fake friends only - like them!"

"I change my mood the way I change my clothes; so think before u play."

"Jaoo tum mera dil tor ke...koi parvah nhi hume.... Ab to iss dil ka har tukare me koi hoga."